That's right. Jimmy Rollins apparantly had something better to do yesterday than get ready to play baseball. The beneficiary? that man on the left of the page here.
Budding superstar Bruntlett filled in nicely, going 3-4 for the day.
There has been no word about why Rollins was late to the ballpark, although that's never stopped me from speculating before. Listed below are the possible reasons, from most likely to least likely:
-Tag teaming trannies with Arod
- Thinking of another nickname to give self
- Pondering new ways of hitting 30 points lower than last season
- Smoking Weed
- Out all night partying...
- Trying to pretend that he is "big time" enough for the New York lifestyle
- Some legitimate reason
Also, while this team leader was on the bench, the Phillies offense did nothing, scoring only one run on a solo shot by Werth. Where is this offense?
1 comment:
Okay, you are definitely over reaching on Rollins being late to the ballpark. Slow month?
I understand why Charlie benched him for this infraction, but your speculation for his tardiness is not really funny.
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