Phillies SP Adam Eaton, he of the 15.75 ERA and $15 million salary, has been diagnosed with a herniated disc in his lower back and some mild arthritis. He will continue throwing long toss and bullpen sessions in spring training.
Eaton gave no comment as to whether or not the balky back caused him to suck so bad or be such a nancyboy.
In the interest of full disclosure, Cole Hamels has a spring training ERA of 12.60, and Kyle Kenrick currently has an ERA of 16.43. On Buster Olney's blog, he writes, "Talked to several talent evaluators who are unequivocal about what they see in Kendrick right now: He looks terrible, they say. " Nice. Remember people, buy outfield seats. Lots of free baseballs.
No comments:
Post a Comment